Just look at the time he got turned into a cyborg in sp- God Dammit why do I always have to read the crazy shit?! That ended the show, though, the underscore to the main event of Undertaker vs Undertaker. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Being called the "Best pure striker" in wrestling on more than one occasion. Boomstick: Well. The Undertaker reappeared before Jason, the 3 books of the dead by his side. "Look, George, it's case closed" as Nielsen pointed to a shut briefcase. And I never worked with him. Lashing out in anger and using his incredible strength, Jason ripped the whole gravestrone out with his machete and shattered it across the undertaker's head. But the match didn't go to plan, as the Undertaker recalled: "Bill got concussed early on. Boomstick: Jason is an absolute behemoth, towering at 2.1336 meters and weighing 154.221 kg, He easily dominates the competition with pure strength and raw power. In. Fortunately, wild mannerisms and great wrestling weren't parts. August 2017 managed the fake Undertaker, who to all intents and purposes was presented as the real Undertaker. And he was able to create a god damn crater with a tombstone piledriver. Feud In Review Abandoning all that was left of a drawn out fight, the 2 started slugging with each other with haymakers to the face  Suggesting subsonic speeds as to not get tracked by the human eye. The Undertaker is a "What If?" June 2015 Boomstick: And taker's body is still techically "human" he is currently slowing down and getting weaker in his old age. Head to our blog index to find our full article collections, including a full list of show reviews by promotion, the Story Of The Monday Night War series, power rankings and more! October 2016 The story debuted in ring a few weeks later, as the fake Undertaker came out and won a squash match. He's once had 3 fingers, both eyes, implaed by his own machete, AND had been set on fire and continued to fight without much issue. }. Happy Spooktober everyone! You see, as we mentioned earlier, the books give taker a large intelligence boost, and gave him free reign over hell and earth, which explains why he could Momentarily use Jason's Mommy Complex against him. The ominous storm overhead shot down a lightning onto Jason, Setting the Undead Zombie on fire! "I'm gonna make you famous kid.". [Goldberg] was really disappointed and I was disappointed. . Mercifully, the real Undertaker hit back to back tombstones for the victory. June 2017 If they wern't to busy literally fucking around, maybe the could've saved the poor kid! May 2017 Retrospective I'm assuming that. He continued to fight and attempted to hit the Reaper with a jackhammer, but the weary Goldberg could hardly lift his foe and he ended up dropping Taker on his neck. Boomstick: Guess you can say this battle was his for the underTAKING. As the company touted the "new generation" and while Vince McMahon was involved in the steroid trial, things headed into Summerslam 1994 were focussed largely on one match. Halloween Episode of Death Battle. And she would've succeeded! February 2017 Taker spat blood onto Jason's mask, with Voorhees preventing any escape to be had. The fact that we hadn't reached that part in the story didn't especially seem to matter. Wiz: But sadly. Jason had survived his 15 year long dip in the lake, and came out to take revenge on those who had caused him and his mother's "demise". There was talk of the pair even teaming as a tag team after the initial match. The Sun website is regulated by the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO). But seeing as he could react to such things as lightning, AND having the ability to teleport. Stay. But sadly Jason was bullied due to being born deformed and disfigured. Boomstick: As for aresnal, Jason is more accosutmed to more conventinal ways of killing via his machete. 1996 Jason drowned in the lake that day. Wiz: Mark William Calaway, Aka The Undertaker. Voorhees spun the shovel in his hand once and with a big swing, knocked the undertaker on his back. All And usually continues to fight like nothing happened. The match was Goldberg’s first in over two years since he lost to Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 33, but despite it lasting just under nine minutes, it was heavily criticised. Jason raised his Machete to split taker's skull in half. August 2015 Undertaker vs. Batista - World Heavyweight Title No Disqualification Match: SmackDown, Apr. 8: 25.01.2009: Boomstick: Ohhhhh! Taker also most likely takes the speed and mobility. While it could be argued Jason only needed 1 good swipe with the machete to possibly imboilize taker long enough to get a win. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. over 25 of those were spent in the WWE until he retired in early 2020. Wiz: Are you gonna do that everytime there is a Wrestling character? Decoding the enigma of Undertaker vs Undertaker Any WWE fan worth his salt will know that the whole Undertaker vs Undertaker episdoe was … November 2015 We were instead subjected to more segments with Kennedy and Nielsen. Jason quickly headbutted Taker again, this time leaving a small crack in his mask. November 2017 Who knows what might've become of the legendary character had it have taken a different path in 1994.