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"Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I've been watching the market closely and I think I'll invest heavily in ketchup next year... For nearly a year I have been investing heavily in stocks.

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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so i could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were. It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.

Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram. He replied "Sell it when it gets to 103.". So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer.

I asked my hot lawyer wife for a new nudie. The trading floor of an exchange is an environment wherein a higher concentration of people are subjected to more incomplete information bits flying around than anywhere else. The whole family got new phones.

My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

The trading floor of an exchange is an environment wherein a higher concentration of people are subjected to more incomplete information bits flying around than anywhere else. My wife told me we didn’t need the surround system for our living room I bought... My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .

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I invested my child’s savings into coffee.

Wanting to make money in the stock markets without accepting there will be losses is like waiting to breathe but only wishing to exhale. Investment administration can be characterized as buy and offer of investments inside a portfolio. But I refused. It was pretty expensive but it keeps me warm and helps me sleep at night. I wonder what Christ's Investment Portfolio is like. But where do they put their investments? My boss facepalmed and said: A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies. I've begun to heavily invest in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable. I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining!

Amazon has been investing money into making the first real life Transformer.

Historically, on this day, prophets have risen! I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves... My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.

If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time. because he preferred to be heard in scary-o. Was going to invest in an anal bead company... Can someone check my pun about investing? It was the vest day ever. Stay updated, sign up for our free Newsletter to receive useful tips! My Dad told me to invest in the airplane market soon. The region of investment administration is very wide which incorporates saving money, planning exercises and charges; yet as a rule point of view investment administration alludes to exchanging of securities and portfolio administration to accomplish some coveted objectives. Making It Easy for You.