Phil Philips: Here I go. Puppet Prostitute #2: Are you looking for some rotten cotton. The Muppet Show Goofer: For fifty cents I’ll suck your dick. In a world where puppets coexist with humans, but are reviled by humans and considered inferior, Phil Phillips is a puppet who lives in Los Angeles and was the first puppet cop on the LAPD before being fired. | Bubbles finds Edwards in her apartment to ask for her help in proving Phil's innocence. It also turns out Jenny is alive and in on the scheme and in a relationship with Sandra. Add more and vote on your favourites! [there’s a pause as they look at her] She has Sandra's home address and they break into her place to find any info they can. Darth Baker | (00:11:35), Phil Philips: Yeah? Near the end of the film, it is revealed that Sandra killed the puppets so she could see Phil suffer payback. Dominatrix Dalmatian: I will pee on you like you a hydrant! | Sandra However, Philips is unable to protect her when her car explodes, seemingly killing her. Perfect for Halloween - Great Horror Movie Mistakes & Trivia on Kindle... 20 biggest mistakes in The Simpsons Movie, The biggest mistakes in the Harry Potter movies, 25 mistakes you never noticed in great movies, The 20 biggest mistakes in The Wizard of Oz, 40 biggest mistakes in The Big Bang Theory. The Happytime Murders takes familial relationships to a Game of Thrones level with cousins Ezra and Cara, former cast members of Happytime Gang, the beloved 1980s children's show.When Phil and his former partner Connie (Melissa McCarthy) find them, in hopes of preventing their deaths at the hand of a mysterious killer, they discover more than they had hoped. The gunshot wound nearly proved fatal for Edwards, who later testified against Phil and he was thrown off the force with a law put in place to prevent puppets from being cops. Starring: Elizabeth Banks, Joel McHale, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy, Connie Edwards: Holy shit cakes. | However, the evidence of pictures and notes planning the deaths of the Happytime Gang cast were destroyed thanks to Bubbles pressing the play button of a tape recorder that caused a fire. The best quotes from The Happytime Murders (2018). Detective Connie Edwards: Well, it’s a great price. While looking for a lead at a puppet owned porn-shop, Phil goes in the back to check the records. Constantine | [offering her some drugs] Detective Connie Edwards: Well, it’s a great price. However, Sandra instead knocks Jenny out to take the money for herself and get away. She has been getting blackmail notes from a mysterious person. Enraged, Philips reluctantly teams up with Edwards at the request of Lt. Banning (Leslie David Baker) to find the killer. Unless you’re talking about your wiener. (00:26:05), Connie Edwards: Yeah! I unsew your mother, and made a jacket out of her. Connie Edwards: Maybe I am Houdini! Detective Connie Edwards: [to Phil] You’re one of the best damn cops I’ve ever seen. Official Sites Seladon | Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. The puppet was recycled from the Mr. (00:12:45), Phil Phillips: Listen, um. All rights reserved. Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback. Phil Philips: We’re going to catch the bastards who did these murders, because bodies are going to start piling up. Sandra: He's a blue loser puppet with a tiny felt cock. It is revealed one of the customers named Bumblypants is a cast member from “The Happytime Gang”, a popular puppet sitcom from the 80s that was due to to go into syndication. Chewie the Cookie | The two of them later have sex. Sandra Jakoby, Accuse Phil Phillips for the murders of the. IntelligenceDeception Phil Phillips: I'd like to see you disappear. What’s that stand for? Wheel-Stealer | Edwards runs after Sandra and tries to get in her plane, but Sandra gets the drop on her first and holds her at gunpoint. Design and text © 1996 - 2020 Jon Sandys. [as he moves towards Connie, she punches him in the face]. The police arrive and see Phil leave the scene, believing him to be responsible for the murders. [they suddenly see the female puppet plastered against the glass door as Phil has sex with her from behind] Phil Phillips: Fuck you. (00:37:35), Connie Edwards: You better get checked 'cause that shit tasted like salt. Edwards then notices a picture of Jasper Jacoby, the puppet man who Phil accidentally shot years go. Starring: Melissa McCarthy, Bill Barretta, Maya Rudolph, Joel McHale, Leslie David Baker, Elizabeth Banks. Back in the present after Edwards breaks Phil out of jail (Sandra lied and said Phil was the murderer), they catch her at the airport with all the money and was holding Edwards at gunpoint, putting her and Phil in the same position as before. Timmy Monster | Here… ! Agent Campbell: Is that what I think it is? Filming & Production Love Interest Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Here I go. Puppet Prostitute #1: That’s okay. She is a client who asks Phil Phillips to investigate a case for her. It cuts to a reaction shot of the cops in the next room then back to him again. It cuts to a reaction shot of the cops in the next room then back to him again. Crown-Grabber, The Happytime Murders Jasper Jacoby was Sandra Jacoby's father in The Happytime Murders.. Here I go. Darkened Creatures | Connie Edwards: You better get checked 'cause that shit tasted like salt. Goofer: No. Sandra was first seen as she approaches Phil Phillips (the main protagonist of the movie) to ask him to investigate whoever is threatening and blackmailing her for unknown reasons. She steps outside with Edwards, putting her and Phil in the same position as before. The story is set in a world where puppets co-exist with humans as second class citizens. Do you keep a record of which customers bought what magazines? I’m the fucking FBI! The notes threaten to reveal her secret if she doesn't pay the blackmailer$350,000. She is a client who asks Phil Phillips to investigate a case for her. Detective Connie Edwards: It looks like a robbery gone wrong to me. SkekSès (SkekSo, SkekZok, SkekUng, SkekSil, SkekTek, SkekAyuk, SkekNa, SkekShod, SkekOk, SkekEkt, SkekMal, SkekVar, & SkekLach) | Sandra Jakoby, nicknamed "Sandra White", is the former love interest of Phil Philips and the main villainess in the 2017 comedy film The Happytime Murders. Now he’s on the run with only his wits and hard-headed determination as he and his partner attempt to solve the Happytime Murders. Detective Connie Edwards: I ruptured my hymen. Later, Sandra was interrogated by Agent Campbell in a room regarding the death of Jenny Peterson (a member of the fictional TV group Happytime Gang of the show The Happytime Game), whom Phil met from the previous days.